Jim Kramer kicked Joey Kramer's ass and ran off to produce a " mad" experiment (See Mad Money). Joey Kramer was on the ground, gasping for life, until he multiplied like a cell! The two halves became two people! They were known as the Kramer twins (not heard in public, mind you), with young Jim Kramer and the original Joey Kramer. Perry was shocked at Tyler ruining his "Rico Suave" grade face and punched Kramer in half with his energy fist. This activated a chemical reaction that launched DNA altering acid into Perry's face, causing the less significant spore baby to be created: Joey Kramer. When they met, Perry was disgusted to see his grandma and threw his drink into Steven's face. One day, Perry and Tyler met up in a tavern for a drink their lives were changed forever. The obscene spore rituals Tyler practices. Steven and his spore babies roamed the lands for acceptance. Tyler laid 2 spores that eventually evolved into Tom Hamilton and Brad Whitford.
When he was 56 years old, Tyler stumbled upon an evil Genie lamp that made him immortal! The only cost was that he had to look like your grandma. Steven Tyler was a Welsh Fisherman and cocktail waitress whom made a meager wage for about 40 years.
Unfortunately, as time went on he suddenly started looking "a bit lesbian-like" according to witnesses. With the power of immortality, Perry roamed the lands, searching for someone who would put up with his riff-less guitar playing. George Washington, the Father of The American Revolution, is Joe Perry's father, making Joe Perry the son of the American Revolution, and (if you're an American) probably your uncle. Joe Perry fought in The American Revolution (British: the War of Colonial Aggression).
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